Terms of abuse

This is our terms of use. Failure to comply with these terms shall result in twitchings, foul odour, loss of height, extendable fingers, increased desires, and hyper hair.

During the first term viewers/readers/eaters are entitled to prrrr-use content between the hours of 7 to 12 and again from 1-5pm (with a lunch break) solely for the purpose of non-work related activities. Please no terrorist activities and keep gambling to a minimum. Porn OK.

OUR 10 COMMANDMENTS

1) Thou shalt not kill a joke

2) Thou shalt not steal a joke

3)  Thou shalt not make use of clichés

4) More to come…

5) and so on and so on…

And finally, please respect our neighbours and leave the cyberspace in a quiet manner.