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Episode 3: You’re dying anyway so throw a party

Your Family Bucket of comedy is ready for pick-up. We have gut-wrenching jokes on hot topics all neatly packed into a fat 22 minutes of heart-attack inducing fun, featuring an awesome idea to extend the Buy Local campaign to other goods (why buy plastic milk jugs when wood will do fine?), and hear Missing Link [...]

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Brilliant or Stupid? Episode 2.0194039483039

Who says you don’t get anything for free? We’re offering you a massive 30 minutes of uninterrupted gibberish and assorted ramblings by ourselves and barely-coherent contributors, featuring choice audio musings featuring intelligent (unintelligible?) debate and provocative interviews. Our special guest this week was Fernandanny, spokesman for the Masculine Metrosexual movement, plus we solve the problems [...]

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How the Pope changed hockey forever. Amen

In this, our second edition of the Missing Link, Andreas proves he’s taken one too many shots to the head with his take on the epic late-1950′s journey of the Pope across the frozen tundra that is the National Hockey League.

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The Missing Link: Cheeseburger Wallpaper

We’ve created a new party game called “The Missing Link,” in which you get two minutes to connect two random words with a story that nobody would ever believe. Unscripted, untested, and possibly unworthy… Have a couple of shots and then listen to this podcast in which David explains the hidden history that binds the humble cheeseburger and the mighty wallpaper.

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Our gift to you this Xmas: cheap laughs

In keeping with the warm and fuzzies of the holiday season, we asked our listeners to send us their brilliant ideas to make the world a slightly less stupid place for Christmas. Didn’t work… But at least they provided us with some cheap laughs at their expense, and laughing at other people always brightens the [...]

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Tonight on Prison TV: Dancing with the Guards

Prisoners get to watch all sorts of crap TV in jail but is that a good thing? They should not be allowed to watch shows that angers up the blood like UFC fights and Fox News. Here’s an innocent idea: let the prisoners have their own TV shows like Extreme Makeover: Prison Edition or Improv at the Parole Board Hearing.

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Our first call-in show!

Back in the last millenium we threatened to record a call-in show. Well, here it is. Sorry, you had to wait this long for a piece of crap. Never again… BTW, Don’t blame us that only racist stereotypes call our show.

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Our vision for a beautiful world

If Hitler had been a beautiful woman, they would have let her have all of Europe and Russia and Britain to boot, and we never would have had to suffer through World War II. Unless we’re missing something, this makes perfect sense.

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Porn + Olympics = GOLD!

3.8 billion people watch the Olympics every four years. 7 billion people watch porn every four minutes. Does this pitch need any more elaboration?

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Porn site shuts itself down

A pornography website was forced to shut itself down today because the staff became too addicted to viewing porn. “Nobody could get any work done. We spent all our time wanking,” said the CEO who was pulling up his pants.

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s SaunaMan!

On today’s podcast our guest from Finland brought along an irritating Finnish accent and a pitch for a new superhero: SaunaMan.

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New Sitcom idea: Wang in Walla Walla

Lil Wang, an 8-year-old Chinese labourer is transferred to Walla Walla, Washington, to teach incompetent Americans how to build gadgets for China’s new chain of Renminbi Stores. We could write more on this but it’s easier to ask you to hit the play button below.

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The truth about quickies

A quickie lesson for the youngsters from a couple of grizzled old veterans. Don’t beat yourself up trying to please a lady in bed. She’ll be just as happy to get your sweaty body off her as soon as possible. You’re not the only one who’d rather be watching TV.

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