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	<itunes:summary>The Brilliant or Stupid podcast is a rundown of funny and awesome ideas. That, or just a bunch of silly nonsense. You decide. Cheap laughs, absurd new inventions, ideas for TV and film, plus get rich quick and go broke fast schemes. Free poutine for every millionth listener.</itunes:summary>
	<itunes:author>David da Silva, Andreas Ohrt, Gillian the Chicken (finance director)</itunes:author>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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	<itunes:subtitle>Brilliant or Stupid? You decide.</itunes:subtitle>
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		<title>Gerry, the bigfoot, launches stand-up career</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2013/04/gerry-the-bigfoot-launches-stand-up-career/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 21:13:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Stop terrorism with luxury cruises and high-class escorts</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/12/stop-terrorism-with-luxury-cruises-and-high-class-escorts/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/12/stop-terrorism-with-luxury-cruises-and-high-class-escorts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2012 21:39:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andreas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sherpa Sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s why terrorists deserve round-the-world vacations, good drugs, and free blowjobs.]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Here&#039;s why terrorists deserve round-the-world vacations, good drugs, and free blowjobs.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Here&#039;s why terrorists deserve round-the-world vacations, good drugs, and free blowjobs.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>David da Silva, Andreas Ohrt, Gillian the Chicken (finance director)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>The Welfare Diet</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/12/the-welfare-diet/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/12/the-welfare-diet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2012 02:10:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andreas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sherpa Sex]]></category>

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		<itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
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		<itunes:author>David da Silva, Andreas Ohrt, Gillian the Chicken (finance director)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>3:22</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Once again we solve all of the world&#8217;s disputes</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/11/once-again-we-solve-all-of-the-worlds-disputes/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/11/once-again-we-solve-all-of-the-worlds-disputes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2012 03:53:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andreas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sherpa Sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[How can robot chefs, crazy Japanese game shows and the Amazing Race end all world conflicts? Watch and learn&#8230;]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>How can robot chefs, crazy Japanese game shows and the Amazing Race end all world conflicts? Watch and learn...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>How can robot chefs, crazy Japanese game shows and the Amazing Race end all world conflicts? Watch and learn...</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>David da Silva, Andreas Ohrt, Gillian the Chicken (finance director)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>3:41</itunes:duration>
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		<title>This is your joke on drugs</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/11/this-is-your-joke-on-drugs/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/11/this-is-your-joke-on-drugs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2012 03:03:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andreas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sherpa Sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Are you an up-and-coming standup comic? Or are you just a drug addict? Either way, let us film you dabble in bad drugs and badder jokes.]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Are you an up-and-coming standup comic? Or are you just a drug addict? Either way, let us film you dabble in bad drugs and badder jokes.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Are you an up-and-coming standup comic? Or are you just a drug addict? Either way, let us film you dabble in bad drugs and badder jokes.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>David da Silva, Andreas Ohrt, Gillian the Chicken (finance director)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>3:09</itunes:duration>
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		<title>The Hitler Store now sells Hitler Beer and Hitler Wine</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/11/the-hitler-store-now-sells-hitler-beer-and-hitler-wine/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/11/the-hitler-store-now-sells-hitler-beer-and-hitler-wine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2012 18:11:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andreas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sherpa Sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A shop in India tries to get free publicity by calling themselves the Hitler Store. We try to get some hits on YouTube by exploiting this &#8220;news&#8221;.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<itunes:subtitle>A shop in India tries to get free publicity by calling themselves the Hitler Store. We try to get some hits on YouTube by exploiting this &quot;news&quot;.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>A shop in India tries to get free publicity by calling themselves the Hitler Store. We try to get some hits on YouTube by exploiting this &quot;news&quot;.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>David da Silva, Andreas Ohrt, Gillian the Chicken (finance director)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>3:25</itunes:duration>
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		<title>The Cure for the Sweltering Bus Blues</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/11/the-cure-for-the-sweltering-bus-blues/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/11/the-cure-for-the-sweltering-bus-blues/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Nov 2012 00:53:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andreas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sherpa Sex]]></category>

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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>David da Silva, Andreas Ohrt, Gillian the Chicken (finance director)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>4:39</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Just Say Yes to drugs in your food</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/10/just-say-yes-to-drugs-in-your-food/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/10/just-say-yes-to-drugs-in-your-food/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2012 22:17:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sherpa Sex]]></category>

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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>David da Silva, Andreas Ohrt, Gillian the Chicken (finance director)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>4:32</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Kill Hitler!</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/10/kill-hitler/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/10/kill-hitler/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2012 04:46:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andreas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sherpa Sex]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://brilliantorstupid.com/?p=5400</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Rich Hollywood Jews listen up&#8230; here&#8217;s a time travel sci-fi action-thriller you don&#8217;t want to pass on&#8230;]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Rich Hollywood Jews listen up... here&#039;s a time travel sci-fi action-thriller you don&#039;t want to pass on...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Rich Hollywood Jews listen up... here&#039;s a time travel sci-fi action-thriller you don&#039;t want to pass on...</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>David da Silva, Andreas Ohrt, Gillian the Chicken (finance director)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>3:02</itunes:duration>
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		<title>God 2.0</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/10/megagod-twitter-god/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/10/megagod-twitter-god/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2012 03:45:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andreas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sherpa Sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Our new religion has only one commandment: Thou shalt not create new religions.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Our new religion has only one commandment: Thou shalt not create new religions.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Our new religion has only one commandment: Thou shalt not create new religions.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>David da Silva, Andreas Ohrt, Gillian the Chicken (finance director)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>3:52</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Spray-on Sanitizing Pregnancy Kit Lubricant</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/10/spray-on-sanitizing-pregnancy-kit-lubricant/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/10/spray-on-sanitizing-pregnancy-kit-lubricant/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2012 04:14:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andreas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sherpa Sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The title of this post says it all, except this: Why doesn&#8217;t someone invent this?]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<itunes:subtitle>The title of this post says it all, except this: Why doesn&#039;t someone invent this?</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>The title of this post says it all, except this: Why doesn&#039;t someone invent this?</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>David da Silva, Andreas Ohrt, Gillian the Chicken (finance director)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>1:11</itunes:duration>
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		<title>The Old Man Rant Store</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/10/the-old-man-rant-store/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/10/the-old-man-rant-store/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2012 04:13:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andreas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sherpa Sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There are a bunch of bored old men walking around the malls not spending any money. Let&#8217;s cash in on their pent-up anger with a booth full of snotty teens to agitate them all the way up to explosive rage.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<itunes:subtitle>There are a bunch of bored old men walking around the malls not spending any money. Let&#039;s cash in on their pent-up anger with a booth full of snotty teens to agitate them all the way up to explosive rage.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>There are a bunch of bored old men walking around the malls not spending any money. Let&#039;s cash in on their pent-up anger with a booth full of snotty teens to agitate them all the way up to explosive rage.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>David da Silva, Andreas Ohrt, Gillian the Chicken (finance director)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>2:54</itunes:duration>
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		<title>The lighter side of suicide attempts</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/06/the-lighter-side-of-suicide-attempts/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/06/the-lighter-side-of-suicide-attempts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2012 18:53:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andreas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Blob]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Suicide isn&#8217;t normally ha-ha funny even when it&#8217;s a delusional terrorist blowing only himself up. But here is one true story of a failed suicide that we managed to see the lighter side of.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Suicide isn&#039;t normally ha-ha funny even when it&#039;s a delusional terrorist blowing only himself up. But here is one true story of a failed suicide that we managed to see the lighter side of.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Suicide isn&#039;t normally ha-ha funny even when it&#039;s a delusional terrorist blowing only himself up. But here is one true story of a failed suicide that we managed to see the lighter side of.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>David da Silva, Andreas Ohrt, Gillian the Chicken (finance director)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>6:29</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Get drunk, win a free ride home</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/05/get-drunk-win-a-free-ride-home/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/05/get-drunk-win-a-free-ride-home/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 03:55:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pharmaceuticals]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ This is what happens if you are lucky enough to catch the last subway ride home after downing Jager shots at the bar. Your journey home is already going to be fraught with danger and pizza stains. Shouldn't it be at least free? We think so.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<itunes:subtitle>This is what happens if you are lucky enough to catch the last subway ride home after downing Jager shots at the bar. Your journey home is already going to be fraught with danger and pizza stains. Shouldn&#039;t it be at least free? We think so.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>This is what happens if you are lucky enough to catch the last subway ride home after downing Jager shots at the bar. Your journey home is already going to be fraught with danger and pizza stains. Shouldn&#039;t it be at least free? We think so.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>David da Silva, Andreas Ohrt, Gillian the Chicken (finance director)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Obituary: General Daniel Velasquez</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/05/obituary-general-daniel-velasquez/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/05/obituary-general-daniel-velasquez/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 04:26:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Monkey Tennis]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[General Daniel Velasquez (full name: Daniel Ortega Castro Noriega Pinochet Velasquez, aka Doug) was killed last week. Fittingly for a man who lived by violence, he was gunned down at 7 am, again at 11:30, and after a light lunch again at 2 pm. Finally, at 5 pm, after ordering pizza, he succumbed to a fresh attack.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>A speedy end to quick divorces</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/05/a-speedy-end-to-quick-divorces/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/05/a-speedy-end-to-quick-divorces/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 17:09:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andreas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Monkey Tennis]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a reason half of marriages end in murder. There simply isn&#8217;t anything in the dating world that can prepare you for it. It&#8217;s way too easy to impress a future wife or husband while you&#8217;re still hot for each other&#8217;s genitals. But that&#8217;s no warm up for married life. That&#8217;s why we propose potential life [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<itunes:subtitle>There&#039;s a reason half of marriages end in murder. There simply isn&#039;t anything in the dating world that can prepare you for it. It&#039;s way too easy to impress a future wife or husband while you&#039;re still hot for each other&#039;s genitals.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>There&#039;s a reason half of marriages end in murder. There simply isn&#039;t anything in the dating world that can prepare you for it. It&#039;s way too easy to impress a future wife or husband while you&#039;re still hot for each other&#039;s genitals. But that&#039;s no warm up for married life.

That&#039;s why we propose potential life parters team up for a round of Speed Travelling. Anyone can seem charming over dinner and drinks. But if you can keep your shit together on a 17-hour bus ride through the jungles of Peru and a night in a rat-infested hotel run by a sexist psychopath then you&#039;ll be ready for anything... even Christmas dinner with your in-laws.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>David da Silva, Andreas Ohrt, Gillian the Chicken (finance director)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>2:47</itunes:duration>
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		<title>See the world &#8212; or at least learn to read</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/05/see-the-world-or-at-least-learn-to-read/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/05/see-the-world-or-at-least-learn-to-read/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 00:53:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sherpa Sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Summer is almost here and remember those  loud-mouthed obnoxious western tourists we used to pickpocket? Oh, how we miss them. Good times. But their reign as smug global polluter has been usurped by the new super-rich Chinese and if this global economy is to ever get off its lazy ass and start working again, we better [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/05/see-the-world-or-at-least-learn-to-read/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Episode 4: Gravy chefs required. Apply within</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/04/episode-4-gravy-chefs-required-apply-within/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/04/episode-4-gravy-chefs-required-apply-within/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 00:02:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andreas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sherpa Sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;re arguing in the street with some nutbar over some crazy dispute and your brain is about to explode. What you gonna do? Call in a roving referee, of course! Let him pass judgment and you pass on a tip. Problem solved. We got that idea plus at least two more! There&#8217;s also Andreas&#8217; wish [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/04/episode-4-gravy-chefs-required-apply-within/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<itunes:subtitle>You&#039;re arguing in the street with some nutbar over some crazy dispute and your brain is about to explode. What you gonna do? Call in a roving referee, of course! Let him pass judgment and you pass on a tip. Problem solved.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>You&#039;re arguing in the street with some nutbar over some crazy dispute and your brain is about to explode. What you gonna do? Call in a roving referee, of course! Let him pass judgment and you pass on a tip. Problem solved. We got that idea plus at least two more!

There&#039;s also Andreas&#039; wish to create a voice-activated TV remote control, and we expose the lack of certified  &#039;gravy chefs&#039; at restaurants. David also pitches &#039;the hobo diet&#039;,  and contankerous old coot  Frank tries to claim his dog as a tax deduction. We have all that plus the &#039;missing link&#039; drinking game, all in this most wondrous podtastic episode and not much more!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>David da Silva, Andreas Ohrt, Gillian the Chicken (finance director)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>30:02</itunes:duration>
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		<title>This headline has been cancelled by the glorious leader</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/04/this-headline-has-been-cancelled-by-the-glorious-leader/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/04/this-headline-has-been-cancelled-by-the-glorious-leader/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 18:45:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andreas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Friendly Fire]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[General Daniel Velasquez is a ruthless, conniving, vicious man. His words. Honestly, he made us type those words. And you always want to do as he says. He once invaded another country because its flag was prettier than his. Andreas met up with this former dictator for drinks. In between threats to slice Andreas&#8217; neck, he [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<itunes:subtitle>General Daniel Velasquez is a ruthless, conniving, vicious man. His words. Honestly, he made us type those words. And you always want to do as he says. He once invaded another country because its flag was prettier than his. - </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>General Daniel Velasquez is a ruthless, conniving, vicious man. His words. Honestly, he made us type those words. And you always want to do as he says. He once invaded another country because its flag was prettier than his.

Andreas met up with this former dictator for drinks. In between threats to slice Andreas&#039; neck, he proudly showed him pictures of his pet piranhas (Uday and Qusay), and opened up about old war wounds (he&#039;s been stabbed, beaten, shot at, but those scars pale -- he&#039;s quite tanned -- when compared to the emotional wounds he suffered when he was forced into exile a few years ago).

He&#039;s killed thousands of innocents. He&#039;s forced himself on dozens of wives and their lovers. Now he&#039;s in studio for 8 minutes of blatant self-promotion to talk about his magazine going global. Listen to the interview below and begin your brainwashing for a glorious new future.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>David da Silva, Andreas Ohrt, Gillian the Chicken (finance director)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>6:15</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Drunk Bigfoot slurs a plea for St Patrick&#8217;s Day</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/03/drunk-bigfoot-slurs-out-a-plea-for-st-patricks-day/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/03/drunk-bigfoot-slurs-out-a-plea-for-st-patricks-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2012 21:20:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andreas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sherpa Sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Brilliantorstupid.com contributor Gerry, a very lonely sasquatch, has an idea to make St Patrick&#8217;s Day more inclusive. Andreas met up with him to hear his idea. In a feeding frenzy he ate Andreas&#8217; right hand (which was holding the camera) so the only image we have is this copy of Vanity Fair magazine&#8217;s recent &#8216;Proust [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/03/drunk-bigfoot-slurs-out-a-plea-for-st-patricks-day/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Brilliantorstupid.com contributor Gerry, a very lonely sasquatch, has an idea to make St Patrick&#039;s Day more inclusive. Andreas met up with him to hear his idea. In a feeding frenzy he ate Andreas&#039; right hand (which was holding the camera) so the only i...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Brilliantorstupid.com contributor Gerry, a very lonely sasquatch, has an idea to make St Patrick&#039;s Day more inclusive. Andreas met up with him to hear his idea. In a feeding frenzy he ate Andreas&#039; right hand (which was holding the camera) so the only image we have is this copy of Vanity Fair magazine&#039;s recent &#039;Proust Questionnaire&#039; article on him.

Luckily the recorder survived with only one bite taken out of it so you can scroll down to listen to the full interview (well, not full -- we had to edit out the parts were Gerry tried to screw a shag rug and later in the night -- after his tenth bottle of Jaggermeister -- when he threw up an entire family of pigeons.)</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>David da Silva, Andreas Ohrt, Gillian the Chicken (finance director)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>5:27</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Episode 3: You&#8217;re dying anyway so throw a party</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/02/episode-3-youre-dying-anyway-so-throw-a-party/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/02/episode-3-youre-dying-anyway-so-throw-a-party/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2012 18:46:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andreas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sherpa Sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Your Family Bucket of comedy is ready for pick-up. We have gut-wrenching jokes on hot topics all neatly packed into a fat 22 minutes of heart-attack inducing fun, featuring an awesome idea to extend the Buy Local campaign to other goods (why buy plastic milk jugs when wood will do fine?), and hear Missing Link [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/02/episode-3-youre-dying-anyway-so-throw-a-party/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Your Family Bucket of comedy is ready for pick-up. - We have gut-wrenching jokes on hot topics all neatly packed into a fat 22 minutes of heart-attack inducing fun, featuring an awesome idea to extend the Buy Local campaign to other goods (why buy pla...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Your Family Bucket of comedy is ready for pick-up.

We have gut-wrenching jokes on hot topics all neatly packed into a fat 22 minutes of heart-attack inducing fun, featuring an awesome idea to extend the Buy Local campaign to other goods (why buy plastic milk jugs when wood will do fine?), and hear Missing Link bits on the terrible truth behind chupacabras of South America and how the pick axe is an essential cooking tool.

Also, Tony (Sir Terry Terryamson&#039;s henchman from lightbulbindustries.tumblr.com) drops by, drinks all our beer, threatens us, and then oddly invites us out. We figure he&#039;s just lonely. Now shut up and press play.

 

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>David da Silva, Andreas Ohrt, Gillian the Chicken (finance director)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>22:01</itunes:duration>
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		<item>
		<title>Brilliant or Stupid? Episode 2.0194039483039</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/02/episode-2-0/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/02/episode-2-0/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:31:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andreas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Full Episodes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Who says you don&#8217;t get anything for free? We&#8217;re offering you a massive 30 minutes of uninterrupted gibberish and assorted ramblings by ourselves and barely-coherent contributors, featuring choice audio musings featuring intelligent (unintelligible?) debate and provocative interviews. Our special guest this week was Fernandanny, spokesman for the Masculine Metrosexual movement, plus we solve the problems [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/02/episode-2-0/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Who says you don&#039;t get anything for free? We&#039;re offering you a massive 30 minutes of uninterrupted gibberish and assorted ramblings by ourselves and barely-coherent contributors, featuring choice audio musings featuring intelligent (unintelligible?</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Who says you don&#039;t get anything for free? We&#039;re offering you a massive 30 minutes of uninterrupted gibberish and assorted ramblings by ourselves and barely-coherent contributors, featuring choice audio musings featuring intelligent (unintelligible?) debate and provocative interviews.

Our special guest this week was Fernandanny, spokesman for the Masculine Metrosexual movement, plus we solve the problems of cruise ship disasters and little people (wait, that doesn&#039;t sound right).



We also propose radical improvements to airplane toilets (which goes a tiny way towards explaining this photo to the left) and we pitch the greatest superhero movie yet -- The Prospector!

Best of all, we finally have a sponsor -- LightBulb Industries (check them out here). Just press play dammit.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>David da Silva, Andreas Ohrt, Gillian the Chicken (finance director)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>29:59</itunes:duration>
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		<title>How the Pope changed hockey forever. Amen</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/01/how-the-pope-changed-hockey-forever-and-ever-amen/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/01/how-the-pope-changed-hockey-forever-and-ever-amen/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 22:17:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andreas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Monkey Tennis]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In this, our second edition of the Missing Link, Andreas proves he&#8217;s taken one too many shots to the head with his take on the epic late-1950&#8242;s journey of the Pope across the frozen tundra that is the National Hockey League.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/01/how-the-pope-changed-hockey-forever-and-ever-amen/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<itunes:subtitle>In this, our second edition of the Missing Link, Andreas proves he&#039;s taken one too many shots to the head with his take on the epic late-1950&#039;s journey of the Pope across the frozen tundra that is the National Hockey League.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>In this, our second edition of the Missing Link, Andreas proves he&#039;s taken one too many shots to the head with his take on the epic late-1950&#039;s journey of the Pope across the frozen tundra that is the National Hockey League.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>David da Silva, Andreas Ohrt, Gillian the Chicken (finance director)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>2:58</itunes:duration>
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		<title>The Missing Link: Cheeseburger Wallpaper</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/01/the-missing-link-cheeseburger-wallpaper/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2012/01/the-missing-link-cheeseburger-wallpaper/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 23:15:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andreas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Friendly Fire]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://brilliantorstupid.com/?p=4642</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We've created a new party game called "The Missing Link," in which you get two minutes to connect two random words with a story that nobody would ever believe. Unscripted, untested, and possibly unworthy... Have a couple of shots and then listen to this podcast in which David explains the hidden history that binds the humble cheeseburger and the mighty wallpaper.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<itunes:subtitle>We&#039;ve created a new party game called &quot;The Missing Link,&quot; in which you get two minutes to connect two random words with a story that nobody would ever believe. Unscripted, untested, and possibly unworthy...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>We&#039;ve created a new party game called &quot;The Missing Link,&quot; in which you get two minutes to connect two random words with a story that nobody would ever believe. Unscripted, untested, and possibly unworthy... Have a couple of shots and then listen to this podcast in which David explains the hidden history that binds the humble cheeseburger and the mighty wallpaper.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>David da Silva, Andreas Ohrt, Gillian the Chicken (finance director)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>2:26</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Our gift to you this Xmas: cheap laughs</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2011/12/our-gift-to-you-this-xmas-cheap-laughs/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2011/12/our-gift-to-you-this-xmas-cheap-laughs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 21:59:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andreas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pharmaceuticals]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In keeping with the warm and fuzzies of the holiday season, we asked our listeners to send us their brilliant ideas to make the world a slightly less stupid place for Christmas. Didn&#8217;t work&#8230; But at least they provided us with some cheap laughs at their expense, and laughing at other people always brightens the [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2011/12/our-gift-to-you-this-xmas-cheap-laughs/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<itunes:subtitle>In keeping with the warm and fuzzies of the holiday season, we asked our listeners to send us their brilliant ideas to make the world a slightly less stupid place for Christmas. Didn&#039;t work... - But at least they provided us with some cheap laughs at ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>In keeping with the warm and fuzzies of the holiday season, we asked our listeners to send us their brilliant ideas to make the world a slightly less stupid place for Christmas. Didn&#039;t work...

But at least they provided us with some cheap laughs at their expense, and laughing at other people always brightens the holiday season, so it&#039;s not a complete loss.

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>David da Silva, Andreas Ohrt, Gillian the Chicken (finance director)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>30:27</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Tonight on Prison TV: Dancing with the Guards</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2011/12/tonight-on-prison-tv-dancing-with-the-guards/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2011/12/tonight-on-prison-tv-dancing-with-the-guards/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 00:35:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andreas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pharmaceuticals]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Prisoners get to watch all sorts of crap TV in jail but is that a good thing? They should not be allowed to watch shows that angers up the blood like UFC fights and Fox News. Here's an innocent idea: let the prisoners have their own TV shows like Extreme Makeover: Prison Edition or Improv at the Parole Board Hearing.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2011/12/tonight-on-prison-tv-dancing-with-the-guards/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Prisoners get to watch all sorts of crap TV in jail but is that a good thing? They should not be allowed to watch shows that angers up the blood like UFC fights and Fox News. Here&#039;s an innocent idea: let the prisoners have their own TV shows like Extre...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Prisoners get to watch all sorts of crap TV in jail but is that a good thing? They should not be allowed to watch shows that angers up the blood like UFC fights and Fox News. Here&#039;s an innocent idea: let the prisoners have their own TV shows like Extreme Makeover: Prison Edition or Improv at the Parole Board Hearing.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>David da Silva, Andreas Ohrt, Gillian the Chicken (finance director)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>6:26</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Our first call-in show!</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2011/11/our-first-call-in-show/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2011/11/our-first-call-in-show/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 00:01:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sherpa Sex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[popular]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Back in the last millenium we threatened to record a call-in show. Well, here it is. Sorry, you had to wait this long for a piece of crap. Never again&#8230; BTW, Don&#8217;t blame us that only racist stereotypes call our show.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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	<itunes:subtitle>Back in the last millenium we threatened to record a call-in show. Well, here it is. Sorry, you had to wait this long for a piece of crap. Never again... - BTW, Don&#039;t blame us that only racist stereotypes call our show.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Back in the last millenium we threatened to record a call-in show. Well, here it is. Sorry, you had to wait this long for a piece of crap. Never again...

BTW, Don&#039;t blame us that only racist stereotypes call our show.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>David da Silva, Andreas Ohrt, Gillian the Chicken (finance director)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Our vision for a beautiful world</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2011/11/beautiful-womens-political-party-the-no-change-political-part/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2011/11/beautiful-womens-political-party-the-no-change-political-part/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 19:31:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andreas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Monkey Tennis]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If Hitler had been a beautiful woman, they would have let her have all of Europe and Russia and Britain to boot, and we never would have had to suffer through World War II. Unless we&#8217;re missing something, this makes perfect sense.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<itunes:subtitle>If Hitler had been a beautiful woman, they would have let her have all of Europe and Russia and Britain to boot, and we never would have had to suffer through World War II. Unless we&#039;re missing something, this makes perfect sense.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>If Hitler had been a beautiful woman, they would have let her have all of Europe and Russia and Britain to boot, and we never would have had to suffer through World War II. Unless we&#039;re missing something, this makes perfect sense.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>David da Silva, Andreas Ohrt, Gillian the Chicken (finance director)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>6:16</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Porn + Olympics = GOLD!</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2011/11/porn-olympics-gold/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2011/11/porn-olympics-gold/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 21:19:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andreas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wham-bam]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[3.8 billion people watch the Olympics every four years. 7 billion people watch porn every four minutes. Does this pitch need any more elaboration? ]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<itunes:subtitle>3.8 billion people watch the Olympics every four years. 7 billion people watch porn every four minutes. Does this pitch need any more elaboration?</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>3.8 billion people watch the Olympics every four years. 7 billion people watch porn every four minutes. Does this pitch need any more elaboration?</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>David da Silva, Andreas Ohrt, Gillian the Chicken (finance director)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>2:55</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Porn site shuts itself down</title>
		<link>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2011/10/porn-site-shuts-itself-down/</link>
		<comments>http://brilliantorstupid.com/2011/10/porn-site-shuts-itself-down/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 21:18:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sherpa Sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A pornography website was forced to shut itself down today because the staff became too addicted to viewing porn. “Nobody could get any work done. We spent all our time wanking,” said the CEO who was pulling up his pants.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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