Get drunk, win a free ride home

May 27, 2012


Our writers are on their mandatory 12 hour break (damn unions). This is what happens if you are lucky enough to catch the last subway ride home after downing Jager shots at the bar. Your journey home is already going to be fraught with danger and pizza stains. Shouldn’t it be at least free? We think so. The rich gets their taxis, chauffeurs and company cars. But what about the rest of us? We are the 99%! All we get  is a damn wheelbarrow for a bed because we lost our keys. This is what the ‘Occupy’ movement should be fighting for!

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