An offer you can't refuse (to watch)

Since no intelligent human would watch a commercial of his or her own free will (which reminds us, go ahead and click on some of those Google ads over there in the sidebar… we’ll wait here) marketing firms of the future will be forced to find ways that force you to watch their stupid advertising.

They’re already ruining the internet by hovering their dancing ads over your favourite websites and forcing you to watch a commercial before letting you watch those awesome SuperBowl ads. Besides, how can they expect us to wait 15 seconds when the attention span of web surfers is only about 9 seconds? <Ahem>

So what’s next? We’ve got some brilliant stupid ideas. Go ahead and listen to the podcast below. But first, a word from our sponsor.