People will buy any stupid product for their dogs. High chairs, strollers, perfume, sunglasses, sex toys, fur coats, digital cameras, and so on and so forth… There are even fake testicles for dog owners who can’t handle the sight of their dogs after they’ve been neutered.
But there is one money-making venture that has yet to be done: subliminal training CDs for dogs. It’s a natural fit. Dogs need training, and dog owners need useless junk to spend their money on.
The best part is that because nobody can ascertain if subliminal CDs actually work on dogs, there is no point in doing all that hard work of creating the tracks. All you need to do is sell the blank CD! So here’s our idea: 1) Buy blank CDs at the dollar store. 2) Repackage them as subliminal training CDs for dogs. 3) Sell them at the pet shop for $29.99.
Extra $$$ goes to the true go-getter who makes a late-night infomercial with cute keyboard-playing dogs to tug at the heart-strings of the home viewers. (Actually, it would be better if it tugged at their wallets.)