Our Father, who art in electronics shop
hallowed be thy domain name
Thy kingdom come in and browse.
Thy will be done, for a price*
On earth as it is in cyberspace.
Give us this day our daily app.
And forgive us our porn trespasses,
As we forgive those who Facebook tag us.
And lead us not into temptation (see above),
But deliver us from hefty fees
For thine is the special offer,
and the power of the battery that lasts oh, so long,
and the glory (did we mention the porn?)
for ever and ever. Until the next generation comes out
Amen.
(*please allow 4-6 weeks for service)
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Your site just made my month! I laughed so hard – I’m still laughing an hour later!
This month my sweetheart was in a terrible accident – (uh, when is an accident “great”?) – but, anyways…he had a bicycle accident and it is not known HOW it happened but the result is that
he is now a quadriplegic. I’m in shock, still. (The idea of never HUGGING the one you love EVER AGAIN is pretty hard to swallow – something else he can’t do, either.)
So, when I say you made my month – I was not kidding.
Keep up the BRILLIANT, STELLAR, STUPENDOUS work on this FANTASTIC, AMAZING, TWISTED,
ESSENTIAL site! You’re the BEST THING on the ‘net. (I used to read Curious Times when I lived in Vancouver…and was quite sad & irked when it vanished; so to know the same evil geniuses are back at it is a breath of violet-laced are in this violence and mace-linked glare of media mass culture/manners murder.
Thanks again – and again – and again – and (where the eternity doohickey?)
S. Nefertiti
oops, I spelled “air” as “are” – see how American culture has got me?!?!?!