Before the invention of speed dialing there were fewer people. As such, the phone numbers used to contain fewer digits and people used to say odd phrases such as “Operator get me Klondike 4327″. Life was simpler, happier dumber, boringer back then.
But then along the way, people discovered sex for fun and the population exploded. While we were porking, phone numbers kept getting longer and longer, yet oddly, our patience has receded.
It’s no wonder people use speed dial and contacts lists — we can’t even remember our PIN numbers let alone an entire phone number. Time to go back to basics and solve the problem at its roots: the world needs more numbers. It’s time to create a new one. Or not. Whatever, we’re not counting this anyway.
"I wasted how many years in University?"
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