Congratulations on your purchase of the Swiss Army Computer

January 28, 2010

How much electricity do you waste before you even get out of the house every morning? Just to become a semi-functioning half-awake worker bee you have to drain enough power that could easily run an African village for 10 years. Why can’t we combine all our energy-sucking gadgets into one supercomputer that can wake you up, cook your breakfast, check your email/voicemail/weather/traffic and show you some morning porn all for just a few volts of power?

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