A novel written by a record 47,000 different authors has finally been completed and published. Each author submitted random samples to the project, consisting of everything from one word, a sentence, a hyphen, to even entire sentences. The editors of BrilliantOrStupid.com are proud to be represented on page 789 with the phrase “even the mightiest warrior has to stop to take a dump every now and then and then pay penance for ruining thy petunias.”
The project took three days to complete and was spearheaded by archivist James Dustybins. “All I do all day long is file and catalogue things. Then one day I giggled at the idea of collecting one piece made from different people. I posted a request on the internet and the submissions came flooding in by e-mail — even from people who don’t speak English or could barely read. The book, entitled “The Art of Twilight’s Herbal Viagra Special Luxury Watches Porn Deals” goes on sale Tuesday.
Mr Dustybins said the plot is a finely woven intricate story of love and hope between a Hobbit and a vampire, it’s an emotional journey as well as a satire and political thriller/horror set aboard a space ship commanded by zombie mutants and being chased by hunky cowboys with commitment issues.
