Manoi GO, a break-dancing robot from Japan was disqualified from the television show ‘So You Think You Can Dance’ after judges questioned his gender. “We weren’t even sure if Manoi is a girl’s or boy’s name, which is typical of foreigners. After inspecting Manoi GO’s … umm … equipment (I thank you), it was ruled that the robot should be removed from the program,” said the head of the committee who has 20-20 vision.

Manoi GO’s inventor shrugged off the news as he already has plans to begin a TV show called “So You’ve Been Programmed to Dance” which will be similar to Robot Wars but without all the macho posturing.

If that doesn’t work, Manoi GO’s inventor will turn his robots into vibrators. “That should appease the inspectors,” he figures. Click here to buy your breakdancing vibrator.