Next Star Wars movie: Sand People vs Taliban
Separated at birth or feuding cousins?
After a midnight screening of King Kong vs. Godzilla a few nights ago George Lucas confessed to friends over dinner his servants that Star Wars VII will chronicle the epic battle between Sand People and the Taliban as mentioned in a Star Wars fanfic written by a 46-year-old Boba Fett impersonator and cabaret singer.
Thanks to new technology yet to be invented the film will be shot entirely inside Lucas’ brain after which he will vomit out the digital stream of information directly into the intertubes, where eager fans will be allowed to download the entire film for free in exchange for their credit card numbers.
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