Mr Al Jazeera has aired a new holiday season message from bin Laden in which he urged his followers to redouble their efforts in order to fulfill his Christmas wish of bringing down the Great Satan before New Year’s Eve.
“I gotta get out of this cave,” bin Laden says on the video. “After eight years of living in the hills and caves, I’m starting to forget my bank machine PIN number. And there’ s no way I’m celebrating another New Year by kissing a goat.”
He went on to explain that victory is near, claiming that the next terror attack will “definitely, absolutely, for realsies” end the war against the infidels. “Just one more bomb will bring down Western civilization and then we can all go home,” he said as he was shown crossing his fingers behind his back.
