Where’s our bail-out money?

In the spirit of corporate bail-outs, Worldwide Global Mega Media Co-Corp., the owners of BrilliantorStupid.com, have been forced to seek public funding from any government and any individual due to no sales and incredibly huge gambling debts. As such, WGMM has decided to appeal to the public to provide one penny per person on the planet and any starships with the goal of saving our hides. Think about it: by giving us one penny each our accountants will promise not to flee to Costa Rica.

Please, for the love of God, give us a penny. It’s the least you could do (obviously because anything less than a penny is like totally not even worth it and probably on par with Zimbabwean currency).

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