Ingredients:
1 kilo ground lamb/pork/shrimp/tooth paste
1 curry
1 mint patty (remove chocolate shell)
1 bottle red wine
3 bags of chips
1 (optional)
3 pizza shells or frozen pizzas (DO NOT THAW)
Method:
1) Force your kid to mix all ingredients then let sit for 6 hours. Pray for peace and happiness. Before selecting buns, choose a table or counter to place them on.
2) Take a break. Enjoy nice glass of wine and some chips.
3) Find solace in fact that you are not jeopardizing your health with doughnuts. This recipe has trace amounts of vitamins.
4) Fry 4 cups of oil in pan/steel garbage can. Simmer and baste.
5 ) Call your mother. She deserves to hear from you more than once a year on her birthday.
6) Chop onions, garlic and buns.
7) Disregard step 6 — there are no garlic and onions in this recipe.
7A) Talk to your ingredients. Tell them you need to work together as a team. Discard any rebels.
8C) Take your lover firmly, unzip [CENSORED]
9) Blend until chunky
10) Complain about the mess to your roommates/family and have a fit until they help clean everything up.
11) Bon ape tits!
