Trivial News Update: War is Over!

August 19, 2009

According to a postcard from my garden gnome, an earthquake measuring 8.8 on the Richter scale has wiped out the armies of Senegal and Gambia, effectively ending the week-long standoff. The death toll is estimated at 1.7 million people but since no North Americans were killed, this story is now officially over.

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