Sir/madam,
Now you won’t answer my calls or emails?! How dare you treat a paying customer like this. For the last time can you please remove this post? It has caused me nothing but embarrassment and stress. If you do not comply, I will contact my lawyer.
Yours,
Dr Sydney Forb
Sir/madam,
This letter is in response to a dispute between Worldwide Global Mega Media Incorporated and Dr Sydney Forb. My client has informed me of your continued refusal to remove an embarrassing post on your website. I have tried contacting your company by phone (all I heard was a recording of grunting that sounds similar to mating penguins) and my emails are returned full of the most childish attempts at pornography drawn by pencil. This abuse will not be tolerated. I have launched a formal complaint with the FBI to investigate …
… my bum. My bum is big. It’s so big an Orca would have trouble biting it. My bum is so big that I could not keep up with other penguins, unless it was used as a wind-barrier to protect the herd and eggs from the bitter cold. My bum is so big … the other penguins bounce off my flappy butt before splashing in the awesome ice-cold waters. Eerrr-ick!
The last comment was not mine. Someone at WGMMCI has hacked into my message and altered it in a most defamatory way. If this does not desist, I will not hesitate to use my cock. That, that is not obviously what I brote. I meant, wrote. This is ridipullus. These idiots hav haked into my messsssssagges. Oh, for crying out baby baby wah! wah! Goo-goo-ga-ga. Forget it. This is going to cornfields. COURT! I meant COURT! NOW KNOCK IT OFFF!!!!
The last comment was not mine. Someone at WGMMCI has hacked into my message and altered it in a most defamatory way. If this does not desist, I will not hesitate to use my cock. That, that is not obviously what I brote. I meant, wrote. This is ridipullus. These idiots hav haked into my messsssssagges. Oh, for crying out baby baby wah! wah! Goo-goo-ga-ga. Forget it. This is going to cornfields. COURT! I meant COURT! NOW KNOCK IT OFFF!!!!
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Sir/madam,
Now you won’t answer my calls or emails?! How dare you treat a paying customer like this. For the last time can you please remove this post? It has caused me nothing but embarrassment and stress. If you do not comply, I will contact my lawyer.
Yours,
Dr Sydney Forb
Sir/madam,
This letter is in response to a dispute between Worldwide Global Mega Media Incorporated and Dr Sydney Forb. My client has informed me of your continued refusal to remove an embarrassing post on your website. I have tried contacting your company by phone (all I heard was a recording of grunting that sounds similar to mating penguins) and my emails are returned full of the most childish attempts at pornography drawn by pencil. This abuse will not be tolerated. I have launched a formal complaint with the FBI to investigate …
… my bum. My bum is big. It’s so big an Orca would have trouble biting it. My bum is so big that I could not keep up with other penguins, unless it was used as a wind-barrier to protect the herd and eggs from the bitter cold. My bum is so big … the other penguins bounce off my flappy butt before splashing in the awesome ice-cold waters. Eerrr-ick!
The last comment was not mine. Someone at WGMMCI has hacked into my message and altered it in a most defamatory way. If this does not desist, I will not hesitate to use my cock. That, that is not obviously what I brote. I meant, wrote. This is ridipullus. These idiots hav haked into my messsssssagges. Oh, for crying out baby baby wah! wah! Goo-goo-ga-ga. Forget it. This is going to cornfields. COURT! I meant COURT! NOW KNOCK IT OFFF!!!!
The last comment was not mine. Someone at WGMMCI has hacked into my message and altered it in a most defamatory way. If this does not desist, I will not hesitate to use my cock. That, that is not obviously what I brote. I meant, wrote. This is ridipullus. These idiots hav haked into my messsssssagges. Oh, for crying out baby baby wah! wah! Goo-goo-ga-ga. Forget it. This is going to cornfields. COURT! I meant COURT! NOW KNOCK IT OFFF!!!!