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Please sponsor a Useless Dad

Ned’s a moron. His only stable job was as a box crusher. “Stomping is one thing I good at,” he tells us. Which is why we should pity his daughter Ella, who lives in a tent with him. At night, the wild dogs harass them and steal their eggs. CRUD is an organization dedicated to helping Useless Dads become better parents, get a job or at least get them to stop yelling at postmen. Click here for the sad story.

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  1. Blutto
    July 14th, 2009 at 18:08 | #1

    my dad makes me wipe his bum :(
    can you help me?

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