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Gerry, the bigfoot, launches stand-up career

April 9, 2013

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Stop terrorism with luxury cruises and high-class escorts

Here’s why terrorists deserve round-the-world vacations, good drugs, and free blowjobs.

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Once again we solve all of the world’s disputes

How can robot chefs, crazy Japanese game shows and the Amazing Race end all world conflicts? Watch and learn…

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This is your joke on drugs

Are you an up-and-coming standup comic? Or are you just a drug addict? Either way, let us film you dabble in bad drugs and badder jokes.

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The Hitler Store now sells Hitler Beer and Hitler Wine

A shop in India tries to get free publicity by calling themselves the Hitler Store. We try to get some hits on YouTube by exploiting this “news”.

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The Cure for the Sweltering Bus Blues

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Just Say Yes to drugs in your food

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Kill Hitler!

Rich Hollywood Jews listen up… here’s a time travel sci-fi action-thriller you don’t want to pass on…

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God 2.0

Our new religion has only one commandment: Thou shalt not create new religions.

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Spray-on Sanitizing Pregnancy Kit Lubricant

The title of this post says it all, except this: Why doesn’t someone invent this?

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There are a bunch of bored old men walking around the malls not spending any money. Let’s cash in on their pent-up anger with a booth full of snotty teens to agitate them all the way up to explosive rage.

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The lighter side of suicide attempts

Suicide isn’t normally ha-ha funny even when it’s a delusional terrorist blowing only himself up. But here is one true story of a failed suicide that we managed to see the lighter side of.

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Get drunk, win a free ride home

This is what happens if you are lucky enough to catch the last subway ride home after downing Jager shots at the bar. Your journey home is already going to be fraught with danger and pizza stains. Shouldn’t it be at least free? We think so.

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Obituary: General Daniel Velasquez

General Daniel Velasquez (full name: Daniel Ortega Castro Noriega Pinochet Velasquez, aka Doug) was killed last week. Fittingly for a man who lived by violence, he was gunned down at 7 am, again at 11:30, and after a light lunch again at 2 pm. Finally, at 5 pm, after ordering pizza, he succumbed to a fresh attack.

A speedy end to quick divorces

There’s a reason half of marriages end in murder. There simply isn’t anything in the dating world that can prepare you for it. It’s way too easy to impress a future wife or husband while you’re still hot for each other’s genitals. But that’s no warm up for married life. That’s why we propose potential life [...]

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See the world — or at least learn to read

Summer is almost here and remember those loud-mouthed obnoxious western tourists we used to pickpocket? Oh, how we miss them. Good times. But their reign as smug global polluter has been usurped by the new super-rich Chinese and if this global economy is to ever get off its lazy ass and start working again, we better [...]

Episode 4: Gravy chefs required. Apply within

You’re arguing in the street with some nutbar over some crazy dispute and your brain is about to explode. What you gonna do? Call in a roving referee, of course! Let him pass judgment and you pass on a tip. Problem solved. We got that idea plus at least two more! There’s also Andreas’ wish [...]

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This headline has been cancelled by the glorious leader

General Daniel Velasquez is a ruthless, conniving, vicious man. His words. Honestly, he made us type those words. And you always want to do as he says. He once invaded another country because its flag was prettier than his. Andreas met up with this former dictator for drinks. In between threats to slice Andreas’ neck, he [...]

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Drunk Bigfoot slurs a plea for St Patrick’s Day

Brilliantorstupid.com contributor Gerry, a very lonely sasquatch, has an idea to make St Patrick’s Day more inclusive. Andreas met up with him to hear his idea. In a feeding frenzy he ate Andreas’ right hand (which was holding the camera) so the only image we have is this copy of Vanity Fair magazine’s recent ‘Proust [...]

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