This is what happens if you are lucky enough to catch the last subway ride home after downing Jager shots at the bar. Your journey home is already going to be fraught with danger and pizza stains. Shouldn’t it be at least free? We think so.
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General Daniel Velasquez (full name: Daniel Ortega Castro Noriega Pinochet Velasquez, aka Doug) was killed last week. Fittingly for a man who lived by violence, he was gunned down at 7 am, again at 11:30, and after a light lunch again at 2 pm. Finally, at 5 pm, after ordering pizza, he succumbed to a fresh attack.